Saturday, October 22, 2005
Lazy Dwarf
In true Qeynos tradition, a lazy dwarf demands that The Horak collect for him a rediculous amount of wood and ore. What is it with Qeynos? That down should be called Yzal. After looking for his stupid ore for two days, it has be be the rarest metal on Norrath. No wonder he wants it, he's going to get rich and all The Horak gets is a pair of old slippers.
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
The Horak Demands Status
The Horak requires status. Can't have this moping about in dirty off the rack threads, no. The Horak must have status robes speacially tailored for his figure.
Unfortunately this means that The Horak must call his minions away from their other duties, and The Horak himself must leave Splitpaw. Those dogs will all be dead before Horak returns, I'm sure of it. Foolish puppies.
It seems the way to earn status is to find things that one moron or another lost in ages past. The Horak can do this.
Unfortunately this means that The Horak must call his minions away from their other duties, and The Horak himself must leave Splitpaw. Those dogs will all be dead before Horak returns, I'm sure of it. Foolish puppies.
It seems the way to earn status is to find things that one moron or another lost in ages past. The Horak can do this.
Sunday, October 09, 2005
Gnolls. Minions.
While I continue to provide much needed aid to the gnolls of Splitpaw, I have minions scouring the surface of Norrath for the components I need to create powerful spells. How would the gnolls survive without my aid? They wouldn't. What would my foolish minions be doing if I wasn't here to order them about? Nothing. All is better due to my actions.
